Monday, January 2, 2012

The Wholesome Goodness of Christmas

"It tastes like christmas!"
"Holy crap, it is green death!"
"It's like lime and strawberry are going on a date...A christmas date!"
"It looks like it might be Science, to me..."

Some of the statements made about this little number...So canonized as Science, it is. It is also dead useful, because it uses a whole 1/4 ounce of green death! (I really think that is the most you can put in a drink without initiating lethality...I tell you, one random craving for a green Grasshopper, and this shit is going to be in the cupboard for the rest of my damn life.)

2 1/2 oz. Absolute Citron
1 oz. Whipped Cream Vodka
1/4 oz. Pimm's
1/4 oz. Green Creme de Menthe

Sadly, we did not think to frost the rim with holiday edition Pop Rocks until AFTER the drink was in the glass--so, no dice. Incidentally, the holiday Pop Rocks were supposed to taste like candy cane, but instead tasted like some unholy-bastard blend of strawberry and cinnamon. So, in case that cocktail wasn't Science, this certainly is:

The makers of Pop Rocks are lying sacks of cat-pee flavored jello. Also, they have rectal spiders.

Science has spoken.

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