I want to be on the interwebs! But I don't. Fortunately, group efforts at documenting our drunkenness have helped.
Point 1: Yes. I have lovely boobs. Sometimes I kiss them myself, they are so yummy.
Point 2: That is a horrible facial expression. (Not sure why I am posting this, other than I decided to when I was REALLY drunk, and I tend to post ALL drafts on this blog.)
Point 3: Though you (sadly) cannot read the diagram above, the post-it note on my face is diagramming the plan of myself and Chaseycakes to create a pinata filled with BBQ sandwiches (as befitting of the American south).
Point 4: My twin posts dirty pics of herself all over the internet. I have advised against this. She has advised against my cocktail enthusiasm. I guess we all have our limits.
Point 5: Are you reading anymore?...Or are you just running your eyes over the text while you think of my slattern twin?