Jsun, on the other hand, is a morning person. He, however, works within crawling distance of the house. He, also, can show up pretty much any damn time he pleases. Bastard. (I mean, I love him and all. He is more awesome that a bathtub filled with bourbon and Scarlett Johansson. But still.)
So this is the IM conversation we had this morning:
JSun: k, I'm at work..
me: Damnit. Why can't I work 15 minutes from the house and have a job I
can roll into at 9:30?
JSun: Well, hopefully sometime soonish you can.
me: Someday, I'm gonna make my own job--and then? Some days I am
gonna schedule SPECIFICALLY so I can get out of bed later than you.
It'll be like a game of chicken, only with not getting out of bed.
I'll probably be late. But that's to be expected. It is me, afterall.
JSun: don't you do that on the weekends? except i want to get up?
me: Not the same.
But yeah, that is kinda how it works. Which is why there is a
negotiated "get up and do everything time."
JSun: I think we negotiated it for one day.
I didn't realize I was negotiating forever and ever.
me: We can totally negotiate to move it later, if you want.
P.S. THAT's why you have to be careful in negotiations. With crazy
So why am I tell you about the IM conversation we had this morning? Mostly because I suck at blogging and am kind of rambly and way too amused by myself. My EXCUSE however, is so that I can brag about the most awesome negotiation in the world. (Wow. I think my excuse is even worse than the reason. I am so winning this morning. Fo realzies.*)
On the weekends, JSun wants to get up--and by "get up" I mean get out of bed, go on a bike ride to Egypt, rewrite the tax code, build a pony, take a picture of the boson higgs, and then break for brunch while we decide what to do with the afternoon. And he usually starts wanting to do this around 7:30 or 8 in the morning. No shit. I, on the other hand, want to sleep until 10 or 11, then lounge in bed till 11 or 12, then leisurely mosey towards brunch, then maybe lay in the hammock while I figure out what cooking project I want to do that day, then stroll through the store, maybe have a cocktail (or 4), and make some tamales (or dumplings, or pie, or meatballs, or arroz con pollo, or whatever). By then it is booze o'clock and I have dinner and commence with evening debauchery. Clearly, there was going to have to be some compromise.
One way or another it was decided that 9:30 is a reasonable time for Jsun to wait until to get up, and in exchange I will go do a bajillion things all day. This is known as "get up and do everything time." Despite his claims it was CLEARLY negotiated for all time and intended to be observed throughout the universe. That part is good--but the by-product is even better. If he wants me to get up earlier, he has to use sex to try and wake me up. (Okay, he doesn't HAVE to, but it really is the
Hmmm. You know, that wasn't as entertaining as it was in my head. To make it up to you I will show you a video that is so fan-freaking-taboulously cool it makes my mind hurt and share another
[talking about someone being "LESS GEEKY" on OKC]
me: That's unfortunate...I like me some geeky.
Unless you are talking about the original meaning--then less geeky is
good. I bet biting the heads off live chickens gives you bad breath.
JSun: Depends on if they are mint chickens.
me: That might be better. But I bet chicken mints make your breath worse.
me: Step away from the chicken!
JSun: I can't, the cock is attached.
me: Your cock is attached to a chicken? That must be really
awkard for Q [his officemate]
...(you know, if he's in the office with you)
JSun: He's the chicken.
me: Wow. Now it's kind of awkward for me.
And that, in a nutshell, is why I cannot help but love him. (Must...resist...urge to make stupid jokes...about nuts...and shells...) Also, we usually don't talk about chicken so much. Except when we do, I guess.
*Yes. I know. It is a horrible, horrible saying. But it keeps popping out lately. I think it's like the hiccups. You just have to keep apologizing and excusing yourself and hope it ends soon. Maybe if someone startles me or I drink a glass of water while holding my breath it will stop.
**This saying just occurred to me...but I like it instantly. Because, really, who wants a leper's dildo?
Damnit. Now I feel all guilty for harshing on the lepers.