Scientific Facts...I just made up

So this is the obligatory "I am sorry I am such a lame ass and forgot how to blog, but I really miss it, and you, and blogging, so I am...

I found this in my drafts folder. Apparently I made this in February...and then had enough drinks that I forgot to post it... There are s...

Am I the only one who overly distresses herself  by wondering about what new sponges (fresh from the package) are moistened with? It creeps ...

I still have fantasies of proper posts...but for now we will stick with random facts.  That's a lot of peeing all over your boyfr...

Spicy food digests easier. It's Science. If I eat eggs, I HAVE to eat hot sauce, or else I feel sick for hours. I prefer to chase that w...

Hello imaginary friends! That title is kind of irrelevant. Which means it mostly to completely is. I love that saying, though. It is just te...

Good morning imaginary friends! I am in a super-cheerful mood today. Last few days actually. Believe it or not, I think the blog-vomit of my...