Scientific Facts...I just made up

Friday, January 10, 2014

Wierd raw humanity

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FELICITY One of my closest friends in high school was Felicity. Her name simultaneously reminded me of the show “Felicity,” and the “Am...
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Sunday, October 6, 2013

Damnit, I am gonna do it. (Oh, and: BE AFRAID!)

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So, who the hell fucking knows where this (blog) is going--if anywhere. (And likely it isn't. Let's be honest.) But, I like writing,...
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Monday, July 22, 2013

Ummmm...Stuff. And things! And this little mark: ~

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I hate posts about how sorry bloggers are they haven't been posting. So I am gonna skip that. (You either know or you don't care.) I...
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Sunday, March 31, 2013

Fucked up bitch, reporting for duty!

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So this is the obligatory "I am sorry I am such a lame ass and forgot how to blog, but I really miss it, and you, and blogging, so I am...
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Friday, August 10, 2012

Victoria's Secret is touching my cocktail where it's bathing suit covers...

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I found this in my drafts folder. Apparently I made this in February...and then had enough drinks that I forgot to post it... There are s...
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Narsty Mystery Moisture

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Am I the only one who overly distresses herself  by wondering about what new sponges (fresh from the package) are moistened with? It creeps ...
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Monday, August 6, 2012

It's like peeing on stuff, but with tassles.

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I still have fantasies of proper posts...but for now we will stick with random facts.  That's a lot of peeing all over your boyfr...
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Méthodique Boisson
As you can tell from the picture (I'm the one in the jacket made of public school carpet), I am a pimp, a hobo, and a crazy cat lady. Sure I only live with one cat, but that has nothing to do with it. I know strange things. And sometimes I share them.
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