Scientific Facts...I just made up

Singing in a dirty "French" voice about dirty things...really solid way to make sense of the world.

Wisconsin is the Texas of Canada. Also, beer festivals are AWESOME!

Okay, preserved lemons are one of the most awesome things ever, it's a Scientific fact. I say so, and I make Science. Anyway, I make the...

Apparently there are at least limited typing abilities...(and the meatballs are made and simmering in the sauce). So, ATTEMPT THREE 1 o...

For my next trick, I will emulate the hurricane of an undisclosed bar, sometimes called Pattie O.'s... The difficult thing here is tha...

Now, for the true Methodique Boisson! So, there is much debate over just what the fuck a hurricane is. Enter Science. Now we aren't goin...

"I'm thinking...wait, no I'm not. I'm trying to think. It's similar, but less effective." Also, "Phones s...