Scientific Facts...I just made up

Hello imaginary friends! That title is kind of irrelevant. Which means it mostly to completely is. I love that saying, though. It is just te...

Still busy as fuck with moving and other insane life crap, but I thought I would share a glimpse with you of why you are glad you don't ...

I realize I am a dork, but I can't help it--it's too much fun. So this is the latest list of searches that have led to my blog. Aw...

"He is more awesome that a bathtub filled with bourbon and Scarlett Johansson ." I am pretty sure that was the sentence that did i...

Okay, some background. I work a bajillion light years away from where I live. It sucks. I have to find a wormhole to get to work every morni...